Thunderstorms. I remember, 185 years ago, when
I was single with no kids I loved them. They way they gently woke me up
in the night as the room filled with light, rumbles of thunder and the
dancing of rain on the windows. Now? It means Hubs
up to rock Baby Boy, Boy 1 possessing over half of the king sized bed
with his Gumby physique and Daughter biting her nails and mumbling three
inches away from my face in an effort for sympathy and an invitation in
to bed. As Hubs and I shuffled around the house this morning,
resembling something out of a zombie movie, we looked aged and quite
pathetic. So we broke out the non-fiber, kids cereal and ate to our
hearts content. As he enjoyed Fruit Loops (which Baby Boy absolutely
loves and I have figured out works as a bribe to enjoy dinner….ENJOY
dinner….crazy concept) I broke out the Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I cannot
be trusted with these squares. You have heard of alcoholics, drug
addicts….well, my name is Jenn and I am a CTCW (Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Whore). I promised that I would only have one bowl but after seeing the
amount of leftover milk I had, decided to eat another. Then I ran out of
milk, so I had to add more cereal….you see the tangled web I get myself
in to. And there I was feeling all dirty and hating myself from the
massive amounts of CTC. Off to hang my head in shame!
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